Hello, and welcome to my blog. 22 years young, 5'3'' of attitude, blue eyed doofus. I am a cosplayer and I enjoy doing it. Plan to make a career out of cosplaying. I try to reply to all the asks I get, so please be patient with me people. I would love to have a computer brain that allows me to answer every ask I get, but alas. I'm not a robot. Well you have a nice day
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I made a horrible decision at work.. The second tub is NOTHING but bubbles.. I HAD TO DELIVER A PIZZA AND MY MANAGER WASN’T WATCHING IT!!

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my-chumhandle-is-acting-up-again:

shadow-fox:

official-uta-san:

ginnymydear:

50shadesofpitchblack:

jake-the-iacobus-knight:

azraeldigabriel:

writer-fromthe-skies:

alister-dokimuth:

balatronical:

possly:

skye-rae-draws:

2srooky:

wizard-of-time:

coralraven:

Honeybee in my ass

What is this Feeling in my ass

To the Boy in my ass

Radioactive in my ass

This is Gospel in my ass

The fools in my ass.

STOICK SAVES HICCUP IN MY ASS

Buzzcut season in my ass

Luscious Life in my ass

Anaconda in my ass.

Centuries in my ass

25 Years in My Ass

Through the Fire and Flames in My Ass

Creep in my ass.

All about that in my ass

Pour more oil in my ass

Crawling in my ass

let it go in my ass

My demons in my ass

(Source: hyolights)

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I got bored at work.

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kryptonite-mia:

I want to be kissed angrily.

I want a girl who has had an extremely bad day and is mad at the world, shove me against a wall and kiss me until both our lips start to bruise. I want her to pour out all the anger shes feeling and shove it down my lungs, and then I want to push back. Not with force but with air, I want to turn that anger into love and turn the bruising kiss soft. I want to remind her that life is too beautiful to hate.

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fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

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shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

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4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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…while I eat you out.

(Source: js10inchs)