Hello, and welcome to my blog. 22 years young, 5'3'' of attitude, blue eyed doofus. I am a cosplayer and I enjoy doing it. Plan to make a career out of cosplaying. I try to reply to all the asks I get, so please be patient with me people. I would love to have a computer brain that allows me to answer every ask I get, but alas. I'm not a robot. Well you have a nice day
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Whose ever bright idea it was to make a game where you can’t pause it and SAFELY do things with your inventory can kiss the whitest part of my ass. I CANT FUCKING MULTITASK FOR FUCK SAKE!

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Got fresh balls?

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legend-of-whatever:

"I’m going to fucking eat your fucking children you piece of fucking shit."

(Source: shitthesignssay)

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I’m about to pop a damn blood vessel with this fucking game.

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badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

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sweetdreamfairytales inquired:
KRIS~! It's Amber~! Hai :3

Yooooo

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tom-bass:

Our teacher had the projector on and he was googling our names today in Maths so he could see and show us what came up.

He typed in Tom Bass… Nothing came up. Someone said to type in ‘tumblr’ after my name, so he typed in ‘Tom Bass Tumblr”

guess what it came up with.

In front of the whole class, and my teacher.

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molotowcocktease:

marcoereus:

I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”

Thank you for this

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littlepinkwitch inquired:
Hm. That's weird. Anyways hi.

Hiiiiii. We need to hang ouuuuuuut. :( I miss you.