Hello, and welcome to my blog. 22 years young, 5'3'' of attitude, blue eyed doofus. I am a cosplayer and I enjoy doing it. Plan to make a career out of cosplaying. I try to reply to all the asks I get, so please be patient with me people. I would love to have a computer brain that allows me to answer every ask I get, but alas. I'm not a robot. Well you have a nice day
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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

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a-hangmans-joke:

humalien:

Knits, various from Rick Owens

if i was rich. yes.

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trinitywings:

foxmittens:

doraisnotafork:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

image

I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

I looked at this and had an orgasm

hate to burst your bubble, but if you gave this to an artist there is zero chance of you getting laid because I don’t think you would be able to pry them away from this thing of beauty long enough.

^ Reblogging for that comment

(Source: assassincreeds)

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I’ll be giving “STRIDER HUGS” so look for me!

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Anonymous inquired:
This is a tumblr butt touch! Send it to 10 of your favorite blogs or your butt will deflate! Cheers :3

- Pterodactyl screech- no one touches my butt!!

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EXCITED FOR MECHACON!!
Here’s my line-up , so look for me! ( the line-up is subject to change until I make up my mind)

Friday : Marshall Lee
Saturday: Dirk Strider ( I’ll also be attending the Homestuck panel!) Zombiestuck Dirk Strider
Sunday: Jake English

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sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

toxicfreak1121:

I met some really epic people tonight. I wasn’t on for very long. I’m only running on 3 hours of sleep. I look so unamused in like half of these pictures. The people, though were just awesome and has great cosplays. :D

D’aw there’s my karkat :3

Hey!! I was the karkat!!

(Source: ayamaryett)

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sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

dementedmarionette:

jovialmaverick:

gosh-tier:

dreaming-decadence:

===> Your name is Dirk Strider. It wasn’t long ago that the Zombie Apocalypse started and you’ve already found yourself injured and alone. Your former friends lost contact with you shortly after it began…and your only salvation has been this warehouse. But it won’t last for long….and you really just want to know where the people you care about have gone. 

TT: Roxy? Jane?

TT: ….Jake?

TT: Anyone? Is anyone alive out there

==> Your name is ROXY LALONDE. You’ll be the first to admit that you suck at treating your own WOUNDS. You’ve been on your own for quite some time after you lost contact with your friends, and you’re starting to think that they’re all DEAD. It’s okay, though; at least you’re DRUNK.

TG: o well

TG: s not like im not used to bein alon

TG: *dammit

==> Your name is DAVE STRIDER. It appears that you have been BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE. It’s alright, though. Almost all of your friends are DEAD, anyway. All you know is that the first stages of zombification HURT LIKE A BITCH.

==> Your name is CALVIN STRIDER, and there’s no hope for you.
And soon enough, there won’t be any hope for anyone else either.

CONTAMINATE, SPREAD, DESTROY

==> Your name is AUTO RESPONDER. The virus has spread and contaminated almost everyone.
Your system is bugged, Glitching, and steadily getting worse.
Hope is non-existant. The virus is spreading

(Source: diabolicalprince)

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Anonymous inquired:
friend-zoned??? fml D;

Well. I do love my girlfriend very much. Don’t consider it the “friend-zone” :

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Anonymous inquired:
but maybe i have a slight legitimate crush on you but you already have a girlfriend so it's slightly pointless

Baaaab!! Sh sh! Its okay!! We can be friiiiiiends!! - reaches for hugs-

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Anonymous inquired:
But maybe I don't want you to know who I aaaammmmmmmmm

But you shoooould! :o stop being a silly anon!

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Anonymous inquired:
BURGUNDY, BRONZE, LIME, OLIVE, TEAL, VIOLET, FUSCIA

Aw! anon! Show yourself to meeee!! I must know who you aaaaare!!

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Anonymous inquired:
cobalt x)

Weeeeell if you would come off anon, I would notice youuuu. silly. :3

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aweshole inquired:
*raises hand* I'MMM TUMBLR CRUSHINGGGG. Your gf is very lucky, I tip my hat to her.

I’m the one who’s lucky. haha. :3